It's 6:08 PM and I'm trying something out.

Because I idolize and worship Warren Ellis and anything that comes out of his mouth, I've found myself checking his website/blog/webcomic more and more recently. To be honest, I don't know why I do this to myself, as the very first time I discovered www.warrenellis.com I was sent into a whirlwind of fear and horrible images of the universe-squeezing apocalypse. Not kidding. Really. Google "dark flow" and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about. Once I got over this nervous breakdown, out of which I actually had to be semi-coaxed by a friend and co-worshipper of Mr. Ellis, I laughed at myself for being a neurotic dipshit and then promptly went back to looking at posts about "your doomed world."

At any rate, because I'm not exactly feeling as super-duper original as I should be, given that it is vacation and I do love me some late night fun/writing (though they are not mutually exclusive, as earlier posts here should indicate to you all), I feel like trying something which the sainted Mr. Ellis sometimes does on his site: posting bizarre news for your enjoyment. In this case, the BBC has alerted me to something hilarious, coming out of 1 of my 2 homelands, Italy. I'll let you find out the details yourself, but let's just say that the name Benito might be making a comeback if what these people say is true.

Oh, and a word to the wise, don't play Super Paper Mario (Wii) unless you have a reservoir of patience that would make Mother Theresa feel a bit ashamed of herself. I swear, Shigeru Miyamoto has a mind not so inclined to normal logic so much as moon-man logic.

I'll be posting a new review later. Peace.